All 5 recommendations
Est. prices as of Mar 13, 2026
#1 Β· Mailchimp Β· Most Overhyped
Cold Email Blasts via Mailchimp
$20/month
Send 1,000 semi-personalized emails and hope 0.5% convert
- β Dirt cheap entry point
- β Templates make it effortless
- β Technically legal if you follow CAN-SPAM
- β Spam folder placement is guaranteed
- β Destroys your sender reputation permanently
- β Converts at <1% because recipients never asked for it
#2 Β· Various (Apollo, Hunter, Instantly)
LinkedIn Connection Spam Bot
$50-150/month
Automate adding 500 strangers weekly with generic 'let's connect' messages
- β Automated workflow saves time
- β Some people do accept connections
- β Easy to scale to absurd numbers
- β LinkedIn actively bans these accounts
- β People know it's a bot and ignore follow-ups
- β Wastes their time and yours
#3 Β· Various (ConvertKit, Unbounce)
Clickbait Landing Page Copy
$99-300/month
'This one weird trick' gets clicks but not customers
- β Short-term traffic spike possible
- β Low barrier to implementation
- β Works on 2% of the internet
- β Creates trust debt you'll never recover
- β High bounce rates tank algorithms
- β First-time visitors never return
#4 Β· ZoomInfo Β· Budget King
Purchased Email Lists from ZoomInfo
$5,000-50,000/year
Pay thousands for emails of people who actively don't want to hear from you
- β Massive volume of contacts immediately
- β Technically 'B2B compliant'
- β Feels like you're doing something
- β 30-50% of emails bounce or are fake
- β Recipients never opted in and will report as spam
- β ROI is consistently negative
#5 Β· Facebook, Google, TikTok Β· Hidden Gem
Aggressive Retargeting Ads (8+ impressions/day)
$500-5,000/month
Follow someone across the internet until they buy or block you
- β Actually converts better than cold outreach
- β Reaches warm audiences
- β Measurable and optimizable
- β Feels invasive and creepy to most users
- β Ad fatigue kills performance after 3-4 weeks
- β Damages brand perception despite conversions