All 5 recommendations
Est. prices as of Mar 13, 2026
#1 ยท Juicero ยท Most Overhyped
Juicero Press
$400
WiFi-enabled juice extraction for the problem that never existed
- โ Beautiful industrial design
- โ App connectivity
- โ Proprietary juice packs
- โ Manually squeezing the juice packs works just as well
- โ Requires WiFi for basic functionality
- โ Company shut down in 2016
#2 ยท Anova ยท Hidden Gem
Anova Culinary Precision Cooker
$299
Turn boiling water into a PhD-level physics experiment
- โ Precision temperature control to 0.1ยฐF
- โ WiFi-enabled monitoring
- โ Produces consistently perfect results
- โ Requires app setup for basic use
- โ Water bath takes 2+ hours for some meals
- โ You could just use a thermometer and a pot
#3 ยท Wistia
Wistia Connected Water Bottle
$75
Your water bottle will shame you via Bluetooth
- โ Tracks hydration goals
- โ Glowing LED reminders
- โ Syncs with fitness apps
- โ Dies if you forget to charge it
- โ Costs 15x more than a regular water bottle
- โ Drinking water doesn't require AI intervention
#4 ยท Nespresso ยท Premium Pick
Nespresso Creatista Uno
$525
Machine learning for your espresso that nobody asked for
- โ One-touch cappuccino creation
- โ Excellent build quality
- โ Built-in milk frother
- โ Proprietary capsules at $1 each
- โ Overkill for black coffee drinkers
- โ A $30 Moka pot does essentially the same thing
#5 ยท August Home
August Smart Lock Pro
$329
Solve the non-existent problem of turning a key
- โ Keyless entry via app
- โ Works with existing deadbolt
- โ Remote access capability
- โ Requires WiFi bridge for full functionality
- โ Battery dies and you're locked out
- โ Keys still work, making the entire product redundant