All 5 recommendations
Est. prices as of Mar 15, 2026
#1 · Moleskine · Crowd Favorite
Blank Notebook with Leather Cover
$25
The universal prop of someone who looks like they're taking important notes
- ✓ Looks expensive and intentional
- ✓ Can doodle, write grocery lists, or draw geometric shapes for 45 minutes
- ✓ Flipping pages slowly signals 'deep engagement'
- ✗ Actually forces you to write occasionally to maintain the illusion
#2 · Keychron K2 · Best Value
Mechanical Keyboard (Quiet Version)
$75
Audible proof that you're working on something urgent right now
- ✓ Satisfying click-clack sounds indicate productivity
- ✓ Can 'draft emails' that never get sent
- ✓ Looks intentional during video calls
- ✗ Quiet version defeats the purpose of looking busy
#3 · Warby Parker
Blue Light Glasses
$145
Tell people you're protecting your eyes while you're actually protecting your lack of focus
- ✓ Conveys 'I work hard with screens' aesthetic
- ✓ Gives you something to adjust when uncomfortable
- ✓ Creates a barrier between you and the camera
- ✗ Everyone wears them now—no longer a status symbol of busyness
#4 · Dell P2423DE (single) · Hidden Gem
Dual Monitor Setup (Basic)
$250
Having a second screen makes you look twice as busy
- ✓ Can minimize meeting on one screen while appearing engaged
- ✓ Genuinely useful for alt-tabbing between windows
- ✓ Implies seniority and multitasking capacity
- ✗ Requires desk space and cable management
- ✗ Makes it obvious when you're not actually working on anything
#5 · Sony WH-1000XM5 · Premium Pick
Noise-Canceling Headphones (Worn Casually Around Neck)
$399
The universal signal that you're about to do something important (but might not actually do it)
- ✓ Worn around neck = 'I was just in focus mode'
- ✓ Can legitimately mute annoying people
- ✓ Extremely comfortable for secretly sleeping during calls
- ✗ Expensive just to wear as a prop
- ✗ Battery dies during crucial moments of non-engagement