All 5 recommendations
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#1 · Every Developer Ever · Crowd Favorite
The Classic 'Refactoring'
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Changed literally anything without explaining why
- ✓ Works on any codebase
- ✓ Impossible to argue with
- ✓ Buys you infinite time
- ✗ Your future self will hate you
#2 · DevOps Anonymous · Premium Pick
The Mysterious 'Performance Improvements'
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Faster somehow, we think
- ✓ Sounds legitimate
- ✓ No metrics required
- ✓ Reviewers fear questioning it
#3 · QA Avoidance Inc · Hidden Gem
The Elegant 'Bug Fixes'
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Fixed some stuff, trust us
- ✓ Assumes bugs existed
- ✓ No one asks which ones
- ✓ Merges in seconds
- ✗ May create new bugs to fix later
#4 · Procrastination Labs
The Bold 'WIP - Will Document Later'
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The promise you'll never keep
- ✓ Technically honest
- ✓ Buys months of time
- ✓ Looks like you have a plan
- ✗ 'Later' never comes
- ✗ Merge conflicts haunt your dreams
#5 · No Context Developers · Most Overhyped
The Nihilistic 'Code review pls'
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Just... look at the diff?
- ✓ Shortest description possible
- ✓ Forces reviewers to work
- ✓ Technically a description
- ✗ Gets rejected every time
- ✗ Developers hate you